inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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(via grampa-grape)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via pimptier)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via fake-mermaid)

ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

(via hellabloggin)

  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo